TOP MALAYSIAN JOKES

JOKE NUMBER ONE:

Pak Lah, Najib and Samy V were patrolling in a helicopter

Samy: "If I drop a piece of RM1000 note from here, the person that picks it up must be very happy"

Najib: "if I throw two pieces of RM500notes down, it will make
2 person happy"

Pak Lah: "if I drop TEN pieces of RM100notes, there will be 10
happy people"

The pilot murmuring to himself:

"why don't all of you just jump down from here, that makes 25 million people happy"


JOKE NO. 2.

Samy V wish to enhance his reputation by publishing a series of stamps with his portraits 1 month after the launch, Samy surveys its sales Post Office Chief:::"not bad... but quite number of complaints
that the glue is not strong enough"

Samy: :"really...?"
He spits at the back of the stamp and sticks the stamp on an envelope

"the glue is ok" Post Office Chief:: "but... every one spits on the face of the stamp ...."



JOKE NO. 3.

Midnight, Najib went for supper and bumped into a robber
Robber: "give me all your money!!"

Najib was very angry:"I am the honorable Deputy Prime Minister! " Better behave yourself"
Robber:: " well, then ... return all my money"


JOKE NO. 4.

One fine day, PM and parliament members were on the way to a meeting where they all crashed into an accident and being rushed to the hospital.
The reporters were at the hospital, the doctor shook his head "we have done our best to rescue the PM but ..."

Reporters:"How about Najib?"

Doctor:"we were unable to rescue him either ..."

Reporters:"who have you saved?"

The doctor was excited: "Malaysia is saved now"


JOKE NO. 5.

Samy V visited the psychiatric hospital. All the patients hurray

for him but there is one patient who ignored Samy,

Samy:"why does he not welcome me?"

Doc: "He is normal today (not insane)


JOKE NO. 6. Election campaign time -- accident

A farmer saw and rushed to the scene but all the passengers were dead.
He buried all the passengers (politicians).

Few days later, the police in charge
found the farmer and asked where all the politicians were,
"Have they all died?"

Farmer:" hmmm, Samy was screaming that he is still alive when I buried him"

Police: " why you buried him anyway?"

Farmer: "because Samy never tells the truth"